Color Alphabet | Mating Jacket | Miscellaneous
(7.1 Mb ) Mating Jacket Production Video 2008
A white dinner jacket is covered with painted rectangles of color alphabet “text” to write out sentences which are male oriented come-ons, pick up lines, slogans, and macho self promotions (see translations used in jacket below)
The Mating Jacket references the “gendered” nature of colors and color vision. It is intended to mimicking the mating ritual of many species of birds. The male birds testosterone levels are directly related to the color of his plumage, the greater the level of testosterone, the more colorful his feathers and beak appear.
Further, the jacket also targets the human female directly, because of the nature of human color vision among men and women. Color blindness (a recessive trait) is linked to a gene that is passed along on the X chromosome. Women who posses two of these chromosomes are ten times less susceptible to color deficiencies when compared to men. Thus, women are more likely to be able to “read” the self assured verbal bravado that is on display, assuring one an adequate level of male testosterone. :)
Text used to make the vertical sentences on the jacket (read from top to bottom on the jacket)
You -will- go home with me tonight.
Your place or mine?
What can I do to make you sleep with me?
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'?
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!
So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
You -will- go home with me tonight.
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
I don't know you, and you don't know me, but who's to say it's wrong if we sleep together?
Excuse me, have I slept with you yet?
I am a magical being, take off your bra.
try me once and if you don't like it, what have you wasted?, six hours of your life- more if you want foreplay.
Grab your jacket, you've scored. Let's go.
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax!
Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? Wink wink
Here's a quarter to call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Are you legal?
You’ll do.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
I'm an organ donor, need anything?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.
What do you like for breakfast?
Come over here and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Marry me for just one night?
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
Hey, kitten. How about spending some of your nine lives with me?
Let us let only latex stand between our love
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?
My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. . .
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
I'm sterile.
I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue.
Lets play "Titanic." When I say "Iceburg!" you do down.
Who wants a mustache ride?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
What time do you get off? Can I watch?
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation
So, tell me about yourself, your dreams, your ambitions, your phone number
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Wow! Are those real?
You are the reason men fall in love.
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
When God made you, he was showing off
Are you busy tonight at three A.M.?
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every-time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
Are you always this hot or did you just steal the sun?
Do you come here often?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
What's your sign?
Where have you been all my life?
Wow.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Cupid called and says to tell you that he needs his arrow back
Can I take your picture so Santa knows exactly what I want for Christmas.
Would you hold my hand for me while I go for a walk?
'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines